This blog to update u on chelsea games is now resurrected.
not only will i post chelsea games,, but ill also post things about Carlo Ancelotti if i have to
2009년 12월 26일 토요일
2008년 3월 2일 일요일
Chelsea vs. West Ham United
Location: Upton Park
First Half:
Chelsea was playing away against West Ham. Since we were good at losing to sucky teams, I was worried that Chelsea might lose a game. The match kicked off and i was immediately sickened at how Makelele.. played. He was disgusting. He was balding btw... sick!
anywayz. he kept messing up and he kept going backwards instead of going forward.
Chelsea was playing very well. In the 1st min, Anelka, scored a goal! i was so freaking happy. However, this didn't last long because the faggot linesman had his gay flag up saying that it was hellhole offside! wtf>! i hated him so much. The replay played multiple times showing that it wasn't offside. The video also had this phrase "Fuck the linesman! He's Homosexual!"
Soon, the gay West Ham defender were beginning to show their poor form. Anton Ferdinand, who was really bad compared to his brother, tripped Kalou and it was PENALTY FOR CHELSEA!!
hahaha.. loser! Lampard came up to take it, and with ease and style, he smashed the ball into the net to make the score 1-0. Chelsea were playing extremely well. Just after 3 min, Joe Cole, scored a Rooney-like goal to make in 2-0.!! i knew that West Ham couldn't win anymore. The hooligans were warming up already!! wat a faggot!! hahahaha
However, the gay thing was that Lampard got sent off for pushing a dirty Portugues Boa Morte gently on the face.
The black over reacted and the ref just sent Lampard off without a good reason.
Desite the sending off, right after Joe Cole's goal, and after 2 min, Ballack, killed West Ham with another goal. 3-0!!! haha.. The hooligans were getting pissed off badly now! and I wanted to taunt them. hahahahaha
West Ham rarely had chances. The West Ham manager, former Charlton manager, looked shit. He was wearing suits for this match.. Why?
The whistle blew and the first half came to and end after a goal fiesta!
Second Half:
The second half kicked off. I was fully confident that Chelsea couldn't lose now that they were 3-0 up. Pathetic West Ham tried to attack. However, God didn't let them. In result, A.Cole scored a goal in 64th min to make it 4-0.! It was finished. God hated West Ham to dust. The hooligans were booing their asses off.. Hahahaha who gives the shit?
We were crushing West Ham. Chelsea's magnificant play continued till the end of the match. Soon, to save West Ham from any furthur shame, the ref blew the whistle to end the match.
P.S
The West Ham hooligans were so amusing to watch.. HAHAHA! there was this grandpa,, wat the fuck can he do?? scold people??? hahaha.. West Ham is shit.
CHELSEA owned!!!!!!
First Half:
Chelsea was playing away against West Ham. Since we were good at losing to sucky teams, I was worried that Chelsea might lose a game. The match kicked off and i was immediately sickened at how Makelele.. played. He was disgusting. He was balding btw... sick!
anywayz. he kept messing up and he kept going backwards instead of going forward.
Chelsea was playing very well. In the 1st min, Anelka, scored a goal! i was so freaking happy. However, this didn't last long because the faggot linesman had his gay flag up saying that it was hellhole offside! wtf>! i hated him so much. The replay played multiple times showing that it wasn't offside. The video also had this phrase "Fuck the linesman! He's Homosexual!"
Soon, the gay West Ham defender were beginning to show their poor form. Anton Ferdinand, who was really bad compared to his brother, tripped Kalou and it was PENALTY FOR CHELSEA!!
hahaha.. loser! Lampard came up to take it, and with ease and style, he smashed the ball into the net to make the score 1-0. Chelsea were playing extremely well. Just after 3 min, Joe Cole, scored a Rooney-like goal to make in 2-0.!! i knew that West Ham couldn't win anymore. The hooligans were warming up already!! wat a faggot!! hahahaha
However, the gay thing was that Lampard got sent off for pushing a dirty Portugues Boa Morte gently on the face.
The black over reacted and the ref just sent Lampard off without a good reason.
Desite the sending off, right after Joe Cole's goal, and after 2 min, Ballack, killed West Ham with another goal. 3-0!!! haha.. The hooligans were getting pissed off badly now! and I wanted to taunt them. hahahahaha
West Ham rarely had chances. The West Ham manager, former Charlton manager, looked shit. He was wearing suits for this match.. Why?
The whistle blew and the first half came to and end after a goal fiesta!
Second Half:
The second half kicked off. I was fully confident that Chelsea couldn't lose now that they were 3-0 up. Pathetic West Ham tried to attack. However, God didn't let them. In result, A.Cole scored a goal in 64th min to make it 4-0.! It was finished. God hated West Ham to dust. The hooligans were booing their asses off.. Hahahaha who gives the shit?
We were crushing West Ham. Chelsea's magnificant play continued till the end of the match. Soon, to save West Ham from any furthur shame, the ref blew the whistle to end the match.
P.S
The West Ham hooligans were so amusing to watch.. HAHAHA! there was this grandpa,, wat the fuck can he do?? scold people??? hahaha.. West Ham is shit.
CHELSEA owned!!!!!!
2008년 1월 3일 목요일
Chelsea vs. Fulham
Location: Craven Cottage
First half:
After two straight games at home, Chelsea was finally playing away game against Fulham.
Since Chelsea was good at losing to sucky teams, I was worried about them losing again.
The match didn't start off very good.
Chelsea was getting pushed back by FUlham?? wtf?
In the 10th min, a horror struck me as the gay referee gave a penalty to FuckULHAM.
Being a 3rd choice goal keeper, Hilario couldn't block the shot, meeting my full expectation.
FUCK!!
Chelsea couldn't score an equaliser in the first half which pissed the hell outta me.
Second Half:
Second half kicked off. Chelsea began to attack more, and even had close chances on goal.
In the 54th min, Solomon Kalou, who acted gay in the last two matches scored a header assisted by the Chelsea defender Alex!! I screamed my ass off in joy and celebrated. It was 1-1.
Fulham was total trash. Soon, Chelsea was able to earn a free-kick just outside of the penalty box. Belletti closed over to the penalty box and... Guess wat! the dirt Fulham players knocked down Ballack and it was penalty for Chelsea!!!
HAHAHAHA!!!! Right back at you FULHAM!
Ballack, the former Germany, Bayern Munich and current Chelsea captain took the penalty so well that Fulham goal-keeper couldn't do anything but to watch the ball storm into the low right corner of the goal. 2-1!!!
The loser Fulham continued on with their poor performance.
Seol Ki Hyeon, who was trashed in Fulham came out and did better than most of Fulham players that played all 90 mins. However, despite his effort, Chelsea was victorious over Fulham.
BTW... The Fulham manager looks like the guy who raps in jibjab!
"We declare independence!"
First half:
After two straight games at home, Chelsea was finally playing away game against Fulham.
Since Chelsea was good at losing to sucky teams, I was worried about them losing again.
The match didn't start off very good.
Chelsea was getting pushed back by FUlham?? wtf?
In the 10th min, a horror struck me as the gay referee gave a penalty to FuckULHAM.
Being a 3rd choice goal keeper, Hilario couldn't block the shot, meeting my full expectation.
FUCK!!
Chelsea couldn't score an equaliser in the first half which pissed the hell outta me.
Second Half:
Second half kicked off. Chelsea began to attack more, and even had close chances on goal.
In the 54th min, Solomon Kalou, who acted gay in the last two matches scored a header assisted by the Chelsea defender Alex!! I screamed my ass off in joy and celebrated. It was 1-1.
Fulham was total trash. Soon, Chelsea was able to earn a free-kick just outside of the penalty box. Belletti closed over to the penalty box and... Guess wat! the dirt Fulham players knocked down Ballack and it was penalty for Chelsea!!!
HAHAHAHA!!!! Right back at you FULHAM!
Ballack, the former Germany, Bayern Munich and current Chelsea captain took the penalty so well that Fulham goal-keeper couldn't do anything but to watch the ball storm into the low right corner of the goal. 2-1!!!
The loser Fulham continued on with their poor performance.
Seol Ki Hyeon, who was trashed in Fulham came out and did better than most of Fulham players that played all 90 mins. However, despite his effort, Chelsea was victorious over Fulham.
BTW... The Fulham manager looks like the guy who raps in jibjab!
"We declare independence!"
2007년 12월 29일 토요일
Chelsea vs. Newcastle United
Location: Stamford Bridge
11:00pm Singapore time, Chelsea was playing home against Newcastle United, who so far sucked in the league.
Even though I was sure that Chelsea couldn't lose to team like Newcastle, I wasn't 100% confidant.
When I saw the line-up, it worried me to hell..
KALOU was upfront alone,, with no other striker. Why didn't Avram Grant use Shevchenko who was freaking awesome in the Aston Villa match??
atleast Grant started Wright Phillips.. so i was happy.
Chelsea was in control. Newcastle sucked. However, there were times when Newcastle had close chances on goal. Oh.. BTW.. Hilario was the goalkeeper... holy!!
29th min, Michael Essien stroke the shot andGOALLLLALALALALAL!!!
Newcastle's pathetic goal-keeper Shay Given couldn't block the shot.
Chelsea was upfront by 1.
Half-time
2nd Half (i missed the beginning part of the second half because we suddenly decided to watch 해피투게더.......)which was fun too..
when i changed the channel again, I saw that the stupid Newcastle United scored an equaliser.. Too bad that I didn't see the goal. Because if i had, I would have screamed my ass off to Hilario our 3rd choice goal-keeper.
anywayz,, it was already 80+ mins, and I thot Chelsea was going to lose.
But then, something magical happened, Kalou, scored a late winner in the 87th min. Pathetic Newcastle players argued that it was offside. When I saw the replay, I knew it was offside, but being a Chelsea fan, I boo-ed the Newcastle player and the fans.
After the winner, Chelsea had more chances.
Pizarro, who came in, had a open chance infront of the goal. However, Kalou, who was very selfish, wanted another goal, and both Pizarro and Kalou got confused which caused Pizarro to shoot a weak shot.
"Fuk u Kalou!" Pizarro shouted.
And Kalou knowing that he was an asshole, accepted the fact that he was selfish.
The final whistle blew and Chelsea was once again unbeaten in home.
BTW... Kalou, altho he saved Chelsea, he still sux.(period)
11:00pm Singapore time, Chelsea was playing home against Newcastle United, who so far sucked in the league.
Even though I was sure that Chelsea couldn't lose to team like Newcastle, I wasn't 100% confidant.
When I saw the line-up, it worried me to hell..
KALOU was upfront alone,, with no other striker. Why didn't Avram Grant use Shevchenko who was freaking awesome in the Aston Villa match??
atleast Grant started Wright Phillips.. so i was happy.
Chelsea was in control. Newcastle sucked. However, there were times when Newcastle had close chances on goal. Oh.. BTW.. Hilario was the goalkeeper... holy!!
29th min, Michael Essien stroke the shot andGOALLLLALALALALAL!!!
Newcastle's pathetic goal-keeper Shay Given couldn't block the shot.
Chelsea was upfront by 1.
Half-time
2nd Half (i missed the beginning part of the second half because we suddenly decided to watch 해피투게더.......)which was fun too..
when i changed the channel again, I saw that the stupid Newcastle United scored an equaliser.. Too bad that I didn't see the goal. Because if i had, I would have screamed my ass off to Hilario our 3rd choice goal-keeper.
anywayz,, it was already 80+ mins, and I thot Chelsea was going to lose.
But then, something magical happened, Kalou, scored a late winner in the 87th min. Pathetic Newcastle players argued that it was offside. When I saw the replay, I knew it was offside, but being a Chelsea fan, I boo-ed the Newcastle player and the fans.
After the winner, Chelsea had more chances.
Pizarro, who came in, had a open chance infront of the goal. However, Kalou, who was very selfish, wanted another goal, and both Pizarro and Kalou got confused which caused Pizarro to shoot a weak shot.
"Fuk u Kalou!" Pizarro shouted.
And Kalou knowing that he was an asshole, accepted the fact that he was selfish.
The final whistle blew and Chelsea was once again unbeaten in home.
BTW... Kalou, altho he saved Chelsea, he still sux.(period)
2007년 12월 26일 수요일
Chelsea vs. Aston Villa
Location: Stamford Bridge
For the first time, Chelsea was playing on Wednesday early around 9:00pm against A.Villa.
Since this was their home game, I was hoping they would win, since Chelsea has a unbeaten record at home.
However, I knew that Chelsea was weak against A.Villa for no apparent reason.
Hoping that Chelsea would overcome their fear and beat A.Villa, I sat down and began to watch the match.
The Match:
Chelsea, like bitches, were getting pushed back alot by ASTON VILLA! r u freakin kidding me?
The swearing didn't began yet, and I continued to watch the match. Soon, very soon,.. Chelsea conceded a goal by Maloney~!!! wat the fuck~~~~~~~
I was beginning to get ticked off at the sight, and began to swear my ass off towards the TV.
Chelsea couldn't attack. They were too busy defending. Kalou, who was upfront in LM position, fucking sucked at all times. He screwed up the plan, and never passed the ball even though there were player wide open saying "HEY ASSHOLE! PASS THE BALL`"
Chelsea's pathetic play continued and in result, they conceded another goal. This time, CECH, made a mistake by letting the ball passing through without grabbing it. I felt diseased.
Just before half time, Ballack was chargin with the ball and was able to earn a penalty and make one of the A.Villa player sent off. Sheva, the comedian, took the penalty and luckily it went in without difficulty. 2 - 1 in favor of A.Villa
Second Half:
Right after the second half got on the way, on the 50th min, Shevchenko scored another goal beautifully!! 2 - 2~!! I was thrilled. Then, Alex, scored an amazing goal to make it 3-2. Then another fucked up thing happened. A.Villa, being more gay than before, scored an equaliser like assholes. 3-3.
In the 88th min, Ballack, scored an amazing free-kick and i knew this would be over. 4-3. But then, the most shitty thing happned. The fucked up ref, gave penalty to A.Villa, saying the A.Cole fucking handballed. WAT THE FUCK?? the replay clearly showed that it hit Cole's shoulder. The ref, being a fuck-up still gave the penalty. Cech, never being able to block a penalty since birth, of course let
in the penalty in the 93rd min. 4-4.
This was fucking insane.
Overall, I would say that this match was a fucking set-up. And the most pathetic match the world had to see. Kalou was a pathetic bitch who didn't do anything. Most of all, the ref was the shittiest fuck face ever born. In total, the match had 3 red cards, and 2 penalties.
No where in football history, was there more shittiest ref ever ref-ing the match.
BTW: Kalou sux
For the first time, Chelsea was playing on Wednesday early around 9:00pm against A.Villa.
Since this was their home game, I was hoping they would win, since Chelsea has a unbeaten record at home.
However, I knew that Chelsea was weak against A.Villa for no apparent reason.
Hoping that Chelsea would overcome their fear and beat A.Villa, I sat down and began to watch the match.
The Match:
Chelsea, like bitches, were getting pushed back alot by ASTON VILLA! r u freakin kidding me?
The swearing didn't began yet, and I continued to watch the match. Soon, very soon,.. Chelsea conceded a goal by Maloney~!!! wat the fuck~~~~~~~
I was beginning to get ticked off at the sight, and began to swear my ass off towards the TV.
Chelsea couldn't attack. They were too busy defending. Kalou, who was upfront in LM position, fucking sucked at all times. He screwed up the plan, and never passed the ball even though there were player wide open saying "HEY ASSHOLE! PASS THE BALL`"
Chelsea's pathetic play continued and in result, they conceded another goal. This time, CECH, made a mistake by letting the ball passing through without grabbing it. I felt diseased.
Just before half time, Ballack was chargin with the ball and was able to earn a penalty and make one of the A.Villa player sent off. Sheva, the comedian, took the penalty and luckily it went in without difficulty. 2 - 1 in favor of A.Villa
Second Half:
Right after the second half got on the way, on the 50th min, Shevchenko scored another goal beautifully!! 2 - 2~!! I was thrilled. Then, Alex, scored an amazing goal to make it 3-2. Then another fucked up thing happened. A.Villa, being more gay than before, scored an equaliser like assholes. 3-3.
In the 88th min, Ballack, scored an amazing free-kick and i knew this would be over. 4-3. But then, the most shitty thing happned. The fucked up ref, gave penalty to A.Villa, saying the A.Cole fucking handballed. WAT THE FUCK?? the replay clearly showed that it hit Cole's shoulder. The ref, being a fuck-up still gave the penalty. Cech, never being able to block a penalty since birth, of course let
in the penalty in the 93rd min. 4-4.
This was fucking insane.
Overall, I would say that this match was a fucking set-up. And the most pathetic match the world had to see. Kalou was a pathetic bitch who didn't do anything. Most of all, the ref was the shittiest fuck face ever born. In total, the match had 3 red cards, and 2 penalties.
No where in football history, was there more shittiest ref ever ref-ing the match.
BTW: Kalou sux
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