Chelsea vs. West Ham United

Location: Upton Park

First Half:
Chelsea was playing away against West Ham. Since we were good at losing to sucky teams, I was worried that Chelsea might lose a game. The match kicked off and i was immediately sickened at how Makelele.. played. He was disgusting. He was balding btw... sick!
anywayz. he kept messing up and he kept going backwards instead of going forward.
Chelsea was playing very well. In the 1st min, Anelka, scored a goal! i was so freaking happy. However, this didn't last long because the faggot linesman had his gay flag up saying that it was hellhole offside! wtf>! i hated him so much. The replay played multiple times showing that it wasn't offside. The video also had this phrase "Fuck the linesman! He's Homosexual!"
Soon, the gay West Ham defender were beginning to show their poor form. Anton Ferdinand, who was really bad compared to his brother, tripped Kalou and it was PENALTY FOR CHELSEA!!
hahaha.. loser! Lampard came up to take it, and with ease and style, he smashed the ball into the net to make the score 1-0. Chelsea were playing extremely well. Just after 3 min, Joe Cole, scored a Rooney-like goal to make in 2-0.!! i knew that West Ham couldn't win anymore. The hooligans were warming up already!! wat a faggot!! hahahaha
However, the gay thing was that Lampard got sent off for pushing a dirty Portugues Boa Morte gently on the face.
The black over reacted and the ref just sent Lampard off without a good reason.
Desite the sending off, right after Joe Cole's goal, and after 2 min, Ballack, killed West Ham with another goal. 3-0!!! haha.. The hooligans were getting pissed off badly now! and I wanted to taunt them. hahahahaha
West Ham rarely had chances. The West Ham manager, former Charlton manager, looked shit. He was wearing suits for this match.. Why?
The whistle blew and the first half came to and end after a goal fiesta!

Second Half:
The second half kicked off. I was fully confident that Chelsea couldn't lose now that they were 3-0 up. Pathetic West Ham tried to attack. However, God didn't let them. In result, A.Cole scored a goal in 64th min to make it 4-0.! It was finished. God hated West Ham to dust. The hooligans were booing their asses off.. Hahahaha who gives the shit?
We were crushing West Ham. Chelsea's magnificant play continued till the end of the match. Soon, to save West Ham from any furthur shame, the ref blew the whistle to end the match.

P.S
The West Ham hooligans were so amusing to watch.. HAHAHA! there was this grandpa,, wat the fuck can he do?? scold people??? hahaha.. West Ham is shit.
CHELSEA owned!!!!!!