Location: Upton Park
First Half:
Chelsea was playing away against West Ham. Since we were good at losing to sucky teams, I was worried that Chelsea might lose a game. The match kicked off and i was immediately sickened at how Makelele.. played. He was disgusting. He was balding btw... sick!
anywayz. he kept messing up and he kept going backwards instead of going forward.
Chelsea was playing very well. In the 1st min, Anelka, scored a goal! i was so freaking happy. However, this didn't last long because the faggot linesman had his gay flag up saying that it was hellhole offside! wtf>! i hated him so much. The replay played multiple times showing that it wasn't offside. The video also had this phrase "Fuck the linesman! He's Homosexual!"
Soon, the gay West Ham defender were beginning to show their poor form. Anton Ferdinand, who was really bad compared to his brother, tripped Kalou and it was PENALTY FOR CHELSEA!!
hahaha.. loser! Lampard came up to take it, and with ease and style, he smashed the ball into the net to make the score 1-0. Chelsea were playing extremely well. Just after 3 min, Joe Cole, scored a Rooney-like goal to make in 2-0.!! i knew that West Ham couldn't win anymore. The hooligans were warming up already!! wat a faggot!! hahahaha
However, the gay thing was that Lampard got sent off for pushing a dirty Portugues Boa Morte gently on the face.
The black over reacted and the ref just sent Lampard off without a good reason.
Desite the sending off, right after Joe Cole's goal, and after 2 min, Ballack, killed West Ham with another goal. 3-0!!! haha.. The hooligans were getting pissed off badly now! and I wanted to taunt them. hahahahaha
West Ham rarely had chances. The West Ham manager, former Charlton manager, looked shit. He was wearing suits for this match.. Why?
The whistle blew and the first half came to and end after a goal fiesta!
Second Half:
The second half kicked off. I was fully confident that Chelsea couldn't lose now that they were 3-0 up. Pathetic West Ham tried to attack. However, God didn't let them. In result, A.Cole scored a goal in 64th min to make it 4-0.! It was finished. God hated West Ham to dust. The hooligans were booing their asses off.. Hahahaha who gives the shit?
We were crushing West Ham. Chelsea's magnificant play continued till the end of the match. Soon, to save West Ham from any furthur shame, the ref blew the whistle to end the match.
P.S
The West Ham hooligans were so amusing to watch.. HAHAHA! there was this grandpa,, wat the fuck can he do?? scold people??? hahaha.. West Ham is shit.
CHELSEA owned!!!!!!
2008년 3월 2일 일요일
2008년 1월 3일 목요일
Chelsea vs. Fulham
Location: Craven Cottage
First half:
After two straight games at home, Chelsea was finally playing away game against Fulham.
Since Chelsea was good at losing to sucky teams, I was worried about them losing again.
The match didn't start off very good.
Chelsea was getting pushed back by FUlham?? wtf?
In the 10th min, a horror struck me as the gay referee gave a penalty to FuckULHAM.
Being a 3rd choice goal keeper, Hilario couldn't block the shot, meeting my full expectation.
FUCK!!
Chelsea couldn't score an equaliser in the first half which pissed the hell outta me.
Second Half:
Second half kicked off. Chelsea began to attack more, and even had close chances on goal.
In the 54th min, Solomon Kalou, who acted gay in the last two matches scored a header assisted by the Chelsea defender Alex!! I screamed my ass off in joy and celebrated. It was 1-1.
Fulham was total trash. Soon, Chelsea was able to earn a free-kick just outside of the penalty box. Belletti closed over to the penalty box and... Guess wat! the dirt Fulham players knocked down Ballack and it was penalty for Chelsea!!!
HAHAHAHA!!!! Right back at you FULHAM!
Ballack, the former Germany, Bayern Munich and current Chelsea captain took the penalty so well that Fulham goal-keeper couldn't do anything but to watch the ball storm into the low right corner of the goal. 2-1!!!
The loser Fulham continued on with their poor performance.
Seol Ki Hyeon, who was trashed in Fulham came out and did better than most of Fulham players that played all 90 mins. However, despite his effort, Chelsea was victorious over Fulham.
BTW... The Fulham manager looks like the guy who raps in jibjab!
"We declare independence!"
First half:
After two straight games at home, Chelsea was finally playing away game against Fulham.
Since Chelsea was good at losing to sucky teams, I was worried about them losing again.
The match didn't start off very good.
Chelsea was getting pushed back by FUlham?? wtf?
In the 10th min, a horror struck me as the gay referee gave a penalty to FuckULHAM.
Being a 3rd choice goal keeper, Hilario couldn't block the shot, meeting my full expectation.
FUCK!!
Chelsea couldn't score an equaliser in the first half which pissed the hell outta me.
Second Half:
Second half kicked off. Chelsea began to attack more, and even had close chances on goal.
In the 54th min, Solomon Kalou, who acted gay in the last two matches scored a header assisted by the Chelsea defender Alex!! I screamed my ass off in joy and celebrated. It was 1-1.
Fulham was total trash. Soon, Chelsea was able to earn a free-kick just outside of the penalty box. Belletti closed over to the penalty box and... Guess wat! the dirt Fulham players knocked down Ballack and it was penalty for Chelsea!!!
HAHAHAHA!!!! Right back at you FULHAM!
Ballack, the former Germany, Bayern Munich and current Chelsea captain took the penalty so well that Fulham goal-keeper couldn't do anything but to watch the ball storm into the low right corner of the goal. 2-1!!!
The loser Fulham continued on with their poor performance.
Seol Ki Hyeon, who was trashed in Fulham came out and did better than most of Fulham players that played all 90 mins. However, despite his effort, Chelsea was victorious over Fulham.
BTW... The Fulham manager looks like the guy who raps in jibjab!
"We declare independence!"
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