Chelsea vs. Fulham

Location: Craven Cottage

First half:
After two straight games at home, Chelsea was finally playing away game against Fulham.
Since Chelsea was good at losing to sucky teams, I was worried about them losing again.
The match didn't start off very good.
Chelsea was getting pushed back by FUlham?? wtf?
In the 10th min, a horror struck me as the gay referee gave a penalty to FuckULHAM.
Being a 3rd choice goal keeper, Hilario couldn't block the shot, meeting my full expectation.
FUCK!!
Chelsea couldn't score an equaliser in the first half which pissed the hell outta me.

Second Half:
Second half kicked off. Chelsea began to attack more, and even had close chances on goal.
In the 54th min, Solomon Kalou, who acted gay in the last two matches scored a header assisted by the Chelsea defender Alex!! I screamed my ass off in joy and celebrated. It was 1-1.
Fulham was total trash. Soon, Chelsea was able to earn a free-kick just outside of the penalty box. Belletti closed over to the penalty box and... Guess wat! the dirt Fulham players knocked down Ballack and it was penalty for Chelsea!!!
HAHAHAHA!!!! Right back at you FULHAM!
Ballack, the former Germany, Bayern Munich and current Chelsea captain took the penalty so well that Fulham goal-keeper couldn't do anything but to watch the ball storm into the low right corner of the goal. 2-1!!!
The loser Fulham continued on with their poor performance.
Seol Ki Hyeon, who was trashed in Fulham came out and did better than most of Fulham players that played all 90 mins. However, despite his effort, Chelsea was victorious over Fulham.
BTW... The Fulham manager looks like the guy who raps in jibjab!
             "We declare independence!"