Chelsea vs. Aston Villa

Location: Stamford Bridge

For the first time, Chelsea was playing on Wednesday early around 9:00pm against A.Villa.
Since this was their home game, I was hoping they would win, since Chelsea has a unbeaten record at home.
However, I knew that Chelsea was weak against A.Villa for no apparent reason.
Hoping that Chelsea would overcome their fear and beat A.Villa, I sat down and began to watch the match.

The Match:
Chelsea, like bitches, were getting pushed back alot by ASTON VILLA! r u freakin kidding me?
The swearing didn't began yet, and I continued to watch the match. Soon, very soon,.. Chelsea conceded a goal by Maloney~!!! wat the fuck~~~~~~~
I was beginning to get ticked off at the sight, and began to swear my ass off towards the TV.
Chelsea couldn't attack. They were too busy defending. Kalou, who was upfront in LM position, fucking sucked at all times. He screwed up the plan, and never passed the ball even though there were player wide open saying "HEY ASSHOLE! PASS THE BALL`"
Chelsea's pathetic play continued and in result, they conceded another goal. This time, CECH, made a mistake by letting the ball passing through without grabbing it. I felt diseased. 
Just before half time, Ballack was chargin with the ball and was able to earn a penalty and make one of the A.Villa player sent off. Sheva, the comedian, took the penalty and luckily it went in without difficulty. 2 - 1 in favor of A.Villa

Second Half:

Right after the second half got on the way, on the 50th min, Shevchenko scored another goal beautifully!! 2 - 2~!! I was thrilled. Then, Alex, scored an amazing goal to make it 3-2. Then another fucked up thing happened. A.Villa, being more gay than before, scored an equaliser like assholes. 3-3.
In the 88th min, Ballack, scored an amazing free-kick and i knew this would be over. 4-3. But then, the most shitty thing happned. The fucked up ref, gave penalty to A.Villa, saying the A.Cole fucking handballed. WAT THE FUCK?? the replay clearly showed that it hit Cole's shoulder. The ref, being a fuck-up still gave the penalty. Cech, never being able to block a penalty since birth, of course let
in the penalty in the 93rd min. 4-4.
This was fucking insane.
Overall, I would say that this match was a fucking set-up. And the most pathetic match the world had to see. Kalou was a pathetic bitch who didn't do anything. Most of all, the ref was the shittiest fuck face ever born. In total, the match had 3 red cards, and 2 penalties.
No where in football history, was there more shittiest ref ever ref-ing the match.

BTW: Kalou sux